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That's right. FedEx is nearly dead to me. Every time (and I do mean every time) that I order something and it gets shipped FedEx to my grandmother's house, it never gets delivered. Why would this latest package be any different?


I'll start off by admitting that my grandmother's house is a little confusing to find: the address is listed as being on one street, however the house faces another; our house address cannot be changed to the correct format (as being listed to the street that the house faces) without major re-zoning. So alas, our address is stuck this way. Most places that make deliveries (whether it's food or package delivery) have noted the inaccuracy in our address and they find our house all the time, or if they don't, they will contact us for better directions. FedEx, although they have delivered to our house many times, apparently does not take note of this. Every damn time I order a package there, I get this stupid "incorrect address" message on the tracking page. I just want to take the driver and punch him in the face and then go to the FedEx hub in Paducah, and explain to them the address for the fourteenth time. It's so frustrating to have to call up these dicks every time I order something and it has the misfortune of being shipped FedEx. Please, for the love of everything holy, FedEx… write this down.